Alternation – Episode 3: No, You’re stupid!

“It’s your turn to set the table,” said the girl with the red hair

“But I did it last time!” said the boy, angrily.

“Well, it’s not my turn because I already helped mom with cutting the onions.” said the girl in a confident yet patronizing tone, with a little bit smirk in her face.

“NO! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!”

“Lily, Al, stop it, now! Albus, it’s your turn, your sister has already helped”

“But Moo.….m!”

“Do you want to be grounded like your brother!”

“FINE!”

The mother, Ginny, was almost finished with her meatballs but the kids continue to yell at each other. The only thing she can do right now was to ignore them. The dinner won’t finish itself if she kept yelling back at the children.

“Uncle Ron!” the children shouted aloud.

“Oh, thank you for coming! Is it okay with your kids?”

“Don’t worry! They’re with their grandpa and grandma” said Ron while he took a seat next to the children.

“Oh yeah, how’s mum and dad”

They talked a bit about the situation at their home. Ron moved back into their parents’ home after his father retired. It’s also good that they also get to meet their grandchild more.

“So, where’s Harry and James?” asked Ron, looking for his eldest nephew.

“Dad’s still at work and James is grounded because he’s having sex,” said Albus, probably not knowing what that means.

“Albus! Just finish setting up the table!”

“Wait, but I thought you did it at the same age as –”

“Oh, not you too Ronald! And not in front of the children! Btw, how’s work!”

“It’s fine, I’m taking it easy as always. So, Harry’s working late again, huh! He’s such a workaholic” said Ron. Ginny ignored him and just continue making the meatball “Just like my wife.”

“I want to be a policewoman like Aunt Hermione when I grow up,” said Lilly

“How about you Al? What do you want to be when you grow up?” asked Uncle Ron.

“I want to be a scientist and invent the time machine”. Albus answered the question

“Time traveling doesn’t make sense, it’s stupid!”

“You’re stupid”

“NO, YOU’RE STUPID”

“Please no more fighting!” Ginny said while delivering the meatball to the dining table. But the kids keep fighting.

“Listen to your mom!” Ron asked gently. The children stopped the fighting. They each grab the meatball from the servings and start eating.

“Okay, I’m going now!” said Ginny, proceeding to leave the room.

“You’re not going to stay and eat? Do I need to drive you there?”

“No, you stay here with the children, I’m almost late to my appointment”. Ginny answered in hurry.

“Well, let me say goodbye to my little nephew first”

Ron stood up from his chair and approach Ginny before she leaves the door.

“Goodbye, my little guy.” Said Ron to Ginny’s pregnant belly. “Have you guys named him yet, oh let me guess, it’s dobby”

“Oh shut up Ron, I’m in a hurry, bye! Children, be good to your uncle! Oh, and Ron, would you please deliver a serving of that meatball to James.” She left the room grabbing her car and left.

“Now that your mother left, let’s bust your brother out,” said Ron to the children.

He went upstairs where James room is.

“James, your moms are out already, it’s okay to go out now,” said Ron after knocking the door.

There’s no answer. Ron became worried for a couple seconds but he thought he must be sleeping.

But, teenagers won’t sleep this soon, there must be something wrong. He thought. SO he opened the door and discover that he’s no longer in his room.

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Peoples Legacy – Chapter 2 : Dies Alone

18+ Mature language and self-centered behavior

SO, there are no comments from the last slog although since it’s new, I expect them to be, so we’re moving on to the screenshots.

Last time we’re talking about me writing a kids stuff. I’m probably not the most suitable person to write about children because I haven’t even met any children yet but that’s the only thing I could write right now. I wanted to say that I also didn’t remember any of my childhood but honestly, I don’t even have any childhood, I was literary born as a young adult male.

As a young adult male, I need to have some social needs and as a romantic man, I get flirty a lot. The first thing on my whim is literary that I want to have sex with someone. On the other words, I’m horny.

By the way, I went to hit the bar on San MyShuno because it had karaoke bar in it and probably some Japanese and Indian named people are frequently generated in there. I assumed it’s probably the only place where it won’t be empty except for the bartender.

Although my assumption was right, the place is filled with old people. Which there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just … you know … I prefer the one with the same age as me.

But first, I decided to grab some drink. That’s when I realized that I’m still broke. I hadn’t finished that book I wrote so there won’t be any royalties yet. I grabbed some water and I think the bartender judge me for that. Not really sure if that’s it or she’s just not a friendly person.

I sat on one of the chairs where a dark-skinned girl, blonde hair, and blue eyes sit which in conclusion was pretty hot. She is pretty hot until she rejected my first flirt. Apparently, she’s unflirty, which was the stupidest traits I’ve ever heard. I mean, the spell checker even tell me that unflirty is not even a word. I’m not slut shaming, but she’s showing some cleavage yet she didn’t anyone to flirt with her, made up your mind. Hmm, that came out wrong. If I offend anyone I’m sorry that you have to feel offended.

She left me sitting in embarrassment. I couldn’t believe she just resisted the most irresistible man in the world that’s just such an embarrassment. Like seriously, I hope she’ll die alone.

By the way, after I got rid of my embarrassment, I proceeded to look for another girl in the room and unfortunately, there are none. It’s just one of my unfortunate day, next time there might be more people generated but for now, I won’t be able to fulfill my whim. I probably should have just canceled it.

I was no longer embarrassed but instead hungry with no money. Luckily, I saved some of the grilled fruit on my inventory so I could eat the leftover. I was sure it’s okay except for the green cloud over it. I’d just eat it before I get nauseous. I could assure you that the time of me writing this, I didn’t have any food poisoning yet.

However, there’s suddenly this fucking guy that just decided to sit next to me and complained about my stinky food. How rude! I get it, but it’s still rude. It’s your fault that you chose to sit right next to me while I was eating some rotten fruit, even though there were a lot of other tables in this club. Even if he needed company why didn’t he just sit next to that man with the red jacket? Now he’s laughing at us for making a scene. I hope this rude man die alone too.

All this unflirty and rude people are making me mad. I guess I’ll take a booze, even though I’m broke I need something to intoxicate myself. Such a rough night.

After a few sips, I just realized something. This bartender actually had shiny golden hair and dazzling green eyes. She’s okay. I guess. She might need to lose some weight but that’s just on the bottom priority of my ideal woman.

So, I flirt with her.

Then, she rejected me.

I couldn’t bear the rejection. That’s the lowest thing that a lowly bartender could ever say to me. I was at the lowest point of my life that I just had to go to the bubble blower to blow some bubbles.

What was that? She’s not even my type. I’m irresistible. I hope she died lonely.

After a long and thoughtful bubble blowing, I had some realization. I think I’m probably not that resistible at all. In fact, I might have been too confident of how I am as a person. I kept thinking that it’s their fault for not being a good human being but it’s me that’s actually being an asshole. When someone rejected me or treated me with bad manners I’d immediately wish a lonesome death upon them. When at the end, I’m probably the one that would be dead and lonely.

Wow, food for thought huh? I had such a big character development this chapter and it’s still in the second chapter.

All this self-improvement made me tired. So, make sure to ask me anything just ask in the comments below and hopefully, I’m going to answer it in the next episode. See you whenever the next one is posted.

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Peoples Legacy – Chapter 1 : S-Log

18+ Mature Language and intense narcissism

Hi, the one on the screenshot above this is … uhm …me. You probably have a lot of question. Like, why were you sleeping on the bench? Or, Are you a homeless person? Or, why would anyone pick that awful eye ring”

So, I’m going to answer that question that I just made up, which is based on my assumption that you’re the one who asked, even though you probably didn’t want ask to ask that question. For the first question! I slept on the bench because I don’t have a bed, also, I’m too lazy and too broke to buy a bed. Yes, Lazy is actually one of my traits. And, yes, I am a homeless person. Or maybe just houseless, since I do have a giant lot but I have no money to buy any furniture in it, let alone a house. For the last question, HEY! I actually like this ring, don’t judge me for my questionable fashion choice!

Does that answer all of your questions?

Oh, now you’re interested? I guess I am indeed very charming then. Although—unless you scroll down to skim the pages—you would have only seen my unattractive sleeping face, so it’s probably just me being a narcissistic douche.

My name is Alex, Alex Peoples. Like the plural form of people, even though people don’t have plural form because it’s already plural, but you know what I meant. Some of you have probably already mocked my last name but I don’t have a choice okay, this name is passed down from generation to generation and I’m proud to be one of the Peoples, okay? Okay, I actually lied, it’s just a randomly generated name, the “real writer” was rolling through the name randomization to find a good funny name for the title of this whole legacy series. I don’t really have any ancestor or anything. I don’t even have any parents.

Isn’t it funny though? The title of this series will always be out of the founders last name. Like the Catnip legacy, it’s funny because it had “cat” in it. Or Papaya dynasty, it’s funny because it’s a fruit. But, do you know that these people are going to live their entire generation with that silly last name just because someone thinks it’s a good name for a legacy? Oh well!

I guess you might need a new screenshot of my beautiful fucking face, and hopefully, you’re not bored with me rambling about how my life is the worst because I have a funny last name just so I can have a funny name for my dynasty series. So here it is, the screenshot was taken after taking a shit.

I know, I know, I should be relieved. I think I was very hungry then. You can see that I’m holding my stomach, squinting my eyes, and my expression was just like, I haven’t been eaten for several days even though I was just coming out of the CAS several sim hours ago.

So basically, I was very hungry but I don’t have any money because of the stupid legacy rules. I know I already break the rule by living in a 40×50 empty lot on the Newcrest instead of the several ones on the rule, so I should have just broken the rules again. But, what’s the fun of that? I’m choosing to choose to live in Newcrest because, I don’t want to demolish any building, I don’t have time for that.

Anyway, I didn’t have any money and I really need to find one so I wouldn’t die of starvation. I saw some rocks on the ground and if you collect something from these rocks, you’ll get something that you can sell. So I did. I wonder who buys this stuff, I ‘m guessing the scientists but it could probably be used for something I don’t know.

Thus, with this money, I could finally eat something. I picked the cheapest food, I think it was between grilled fruit and Franks and Beans and everybody know that Franks and Beans are going to make me fart like crazy. That’s why I chose grilled fruit.

Here’s more of many screenshots of me grilling some fruits, I don’t know what to tell you about this, it’s just me, grilling some fruits.

Here’s me eating the grilled fruits.

And here’s me with my gorgeous face sitting after finishing my grilled fruit. Then, I was no longer hungry, I didn’t know what my purpose in life anymore.

Suddenly I have a whim, thank god—or I guess, here, you are supposed to call it “The Watcher”. Well, fuck The Watcher, I’ll just stick with “thank god”.

I remember the whims are that I wanted to write something since my big purpose in life is to become a best-selling author, I want to read some book, weird. I suppose I need to get inspiration first before just go straight to writing the book. That’s the time I went to the library to read a book. By reading books, I could also fulfill one of my work objectives so I can’t just pick up the book and wait for the whim to complete.

This library was not very crowded except for that nerdy librarian with a tablet, and that redhead over the computer, and of course me. My assumption is that since the premade was all deleted from the existence just after I was born from the CAS, the game had not yet generated any new townies. The game only created some necessary sims which were why you didn’t see anyone but me in the park either. Maybe it’s just because no one goes to the library anymore since the books here were the same with the one you get every time you purchase a bookcase.

I’m guessing you already know that I know about me being in a game, but who knows if you the readers are simulated or not.

Since nothing in this world really matter because we’re all just a simulation, I endure doing one of my purpose in this life which is to become a best-selling author which is to write for several hours. That’s the idea where I came up to write this story about my soon-to-be amazing life. I will do this every time and upload it to the internet so everyone can see.

Since this is like a blog, or a screenshot log (S-Log instead of V-Log for video), I will check the comment section and answer some questions at the start of every chapter. I guess that’s all for now, you don’t want to know what kind of children story I’m writing right now. Bye!

Credits:

To my therapist for one of the session make me have this hopefully incredible idea.

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Alternation – Ep 2: Embarassing Situation

18+ contain sex scene

Zidane’s eye and Garnet’s eye met together. His hand touched her cheek and while guiding her face closer as he leaned forward for a kiss. He kissed her slowly and gently. Zidane removed his clothes and garnet help him. And then they kissed again once or twice while undressing garnet’s jacket.  This is not the first time they had sex, even though they were still a teenager the passion still fulfill their excitement.

…

And that’s when Queen Brahne— or that’s what she wanted everyone to call her— walked in on their intimate affairs. Fortunately, no one have been fully undressed yet so there’s no need to cover anything up. Still an embarrassing moment but there’s worst thing that could happen.

“Mom! Can’t you knock first?” Garnet yelled with a lot of anger.

“Hi Mrs. Alexandros!” said Zidane politely while concealing his embarrassment.

“Get out now mom! Can’t you see what—”

“But this is such an urgent matter” Brahne interrupted her.

“Can’t you do it later?”

“Urgent, means now.” Brahne yelled at her. Ever since she was back into Garnet’s life, Brahne never yelled at her. So Garnet stop for a minute.

After Garnet’s father died, Brahne had been a terrible mother for Garnet. The sadness made her mad. Especially since Garnet’s father leave the whole inheritance, Brahne feel betrayed. At some point she stole some of the inheritance money and left Garnet alone. Then her distance uncle Cid became her guardian and the rest of garnet’s childhood was spent with him and her cousin Rikku.

“You don’t get to come back into my life, yelling at me and.. and.. aaargh”

Zidane just stayed sitting while watching Garnet pushed her mother out of the door. She locked the door ferousiously, even  and after several seconds of silence, it’s clear that Brahne had probably was leaving them both alone.

“So, where were we?” said Zidane.

They didn’t waste any time and go back to bed to continue.

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Alternation – Ep 1: Two Graveyards

It was foggy Sunday morning in the graveyard, Henry and his children are visiting their mom. The youngest children were Henry’s only son Edward or Eddy, a toddler with blonde hair, just like her mother’s. The middle one was Elizabeth or Elle, the one with red hair like his father’s and the oldest is Mary the brunette.

“This is not how I imagine spending my entire weekend!” Said Elle while folding her hands. No one seem to notice her but that’s what she expected when she said it in a soft way. She didn’t want to be noticed saying that in front of her mother’s graveyard. She didn’t want anyone to know that she’s only here just to pass by and they’re originally just wanted to visit the lake and the graveyard was just nearby.

In this graveyard, the Tudor have their own spot for their family. Although there are currently only two gravestones in this spot. Eddy’s mother’s grave was on the left, her name was Jane and she just died recently of a long sickness soon after Eddy’s birth. Gravestone for Elle’s mother was the other one, and just like Eddy she also died of sickness after Elle’s birth.

Why is she even here? Elle wondered on his mind.

Unlike the other two children Mary’s mother was still alive and after the divorce she won the custody so Mary lived with her now. Henry wanted the kids to get along with her elder sister so he brought her along to this vacation. Elle thought this was just going to be the regular family vacation. If it weren’t for Mary coming along, she would’ve probably been in a good mood.

Even though Elle seems not to enjoy the visit, Eddy seem to like it. Even though this is a graveyard, he had been oddly ecstatic since they arrived. It’s probably because every time Henry keep telling him that he’s about to meet his mother.  Or maybe it’s just the scenery, it’s hard to know what a toddler thinks as teddy still haven’t learned to talk yet.

“Okay, before we go, say goodbye to your mothers” Henry said.

“Mothers? No! She’s not my mother!” Elizabeth yelled. She walked awya with anger, she couldn’t do it anymore. It used to be her and his father alone visiting his mother’s graveyard together. Now she had to share this moment with everyone.

Author’s Note:

Hi all! Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoy this short story. 

This is episode 1 of Alternation which is a neighbourhood rotation story which I alternate a story from one neighbourhood to another in one save file. Most of the people and story here are from either fictional or historical figures so you probably will recognise a lot of character.

This is the first story so let me know what you think. Since any type of feedback are welcome. I wanted to improve my writing.

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